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<\/iframe><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/h1>\n<p> <\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">ABOUT WENDY<\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Meet Wendy, your favorite fast food mascot. \u00a0You’ve seen her around your town on billboards and neon signs, you’ve probably even had a spicy chicken sandwich or a jr. bacon cheeseburger, or perhaps some chili (why the fuck are you ordering chili at a fast food restaurant?!), but you’ve never seen the REAL\u00a0Wendy that’s been hiding behind that sweet freckled smirk! \u00a0Contrary to what Dave Thomas might have led you to believe, Wendy is not sweet, in fact — she nasty.<\/p>\n<h1><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-688\" src=\"https:\/\/keriblunt.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/touched-up-hamburger-hoe-1024x703.jpg\" alt=\"hamburger hoe\" width=\"717\" height=\"492\" srcset=\"https:\/\/keriblunt.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/touched-up-hamburger-hoe-1024x703.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/keriblunt.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/touched-up-hamburger-hoe-300x206.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 717px) 100vw, 717px\" \/><\/h1>\n<h1><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">THE SHAMROCK SHAKE\u00a0– Video Info<\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Keri Blunt as Wendy<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Alley (www.studios60.com):<br \/>\nKelly Carlton as Uncle O\u2019Grimacey<br \/>\nDavid Edelstein as Colonel Sanders<br \/>\nKristin Goddard as Panda Express<br \/>\nJenny Meier as the Burger King<br \/>\nBen Pronsky as Ronald McDonald<br \/>\nAlley folk\/dancers: Cindera Che, Dylan Che Nellis, Art Chongchitnant, Cole DeBoer, Claire Gerety-Mott, Phil Long, Caitlin Norton, Milt Oberman, Damian Robinson, Page Smith, Markhum Stansbury<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Irish hillside:<br \/>\nJorge Castillo as Uncle O\u2019Grimacey<br \/>\nBosley as the Sheep<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Created by Keri Blunt<br \/>\nMusic by Kenneth Blunt, Keri Blunt\u00a0and Phil Long with special thanks to Katherine Eva<br \/>\nLyrics by Kenneth Blunt and Keri Blunt<br \/>\nDirector of Photography, Directed and Edited by Barret Bowman<br \/>\nAssistant Camera and Gaffer: Jorge Castillo<br \/>\nProducer: Jenny Meier<br \/>\nSecurity: Nick Rather<br \/>\nMany thanks to Art Department\/Caterer Stephen Lease!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Huge thank you to the Professional Artists Workshop and Gary Imhoff!<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">LYRICS<\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The haters like \u201cWendy be ratchet\u201d<br \/>\n“Burger hoe put that anus in heinous”<br \/>\nGot no soul, that dicky<br \/>\nIrish troll, socks like smee<br \/>\nSwipe left on that ginger on tinder. Eee Eee<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You just haters with a pocket full of hater tots<br \/>\nJust like the Irish hater famine of the early aughts<br \/>\nYou say I’m fuglier than Ron Weasley<br \/>\nBut you just jelly ’cause my twerk on fleek see<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It’s the Shamrock Shake<br \/>\nThat keeps ’em comin’ to the floor.<br \/>\nThey be flowin’ with my river dance<br \/>\nand beggin’ me for more.<br \/>\nSo I slam that shake \u2013 and they be ready to blow<br \/>\nAnd I\u2019m ready to show<br \/>\nOoh that Shamrock Shake so good you could drink it y’ know.<\/p>\n<div style=\"position:absolute; left:-3359px; top:-4627px;\">canadian pharmacy online antibiotics – viagra and adderall interaction – generic cialis online – is there a generic viagra in canada – viagra over counter turkey<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Do that shamrock shake do that do that shamrock shake<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Impressed Panda Express to undress<br \/>\nYeah I had it my way with his Highness<br \/>\nThat old man from Kentucky\/And Uncle O’Grimacey<br \/>\nMakin green on it with Rotten Ronnie<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I bust a jig at da Keebler Hollow Tree Factory<br \/>\nI’m magically delicious to that leprechaun Lucky<br \/>\nI shake this paddy-waggin at Pop Crackle Snap,<br \/>\nKeeblerin’s the-new gerbling (that\u2019s elves in my trap!)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It’s the Shamrock Shake<br \/>\nThat keeps ’em comin’ to the floor.<br \/>\nThey be flowin’ with my river dance<br \/>\nand beggin’ me for more.<br \/>\nSo I slam that shake \u2013 and they be ready to blow<br \/>\nAnd I\u2019m ready to show<br \/>\nOoh that Shamrock Shake so good you could drink it y’ know.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Do that shamrock shake do that do that shamrock shake<\/p>\n<p> <\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">I AM WENDY – Fancy Parody<\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">Music Video<\/h1>\n<p> <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Y0GgB3A1qxQ?list=UUmNftCFBBNQc7pISHzjfqjA\" width=\"1152\" height=\"648\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">I AM WENDY – Video Info<\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Wendy, your #Frosty #BurgerHoe parodies Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy”<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Performed, Written, Choreographed, Directed, Executive Produced by Keri Blunt<br \/>\nSpecial Guest Star Aaron Goddard<br \/>\nTrack Produced by Phil Long<br \/>\nDirector of Photography and Edited by Barret Bowman<br \/>\nAssistant Camera and Gaffer (studio and pool): Jacques Lorch<br \/>\nAssistant Camera and Gaffer (desert): Jorge Castillo<br \/>\nProducer: Jenny Meier<br \/>\nMany thanks to Production Assistant\/Caterer Stephen Lease!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Huge thank you to the Professional Artists Workshop and Gary Imhoff!<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">LYRICS<\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">First things first I am Wendy<br \/>\nYou might look at me and think that I\u2019m friendly \u2013 I ain\u2019t friendly<br \/>\n\u2018Cause I\u2019m still in the burger business<br \/>\nYou\u2019d be jaded too if you gave your milkshake to Grimace<br \/>\nYeah I know that I look too cute<br \/>\nDimples reel you in, but then I toot it and boot<br \/>\nFreckle face, ginger braids got you blazin\u2019<br \/>\nMy pantaloons drop and then I got you misbehavin\u2019<br \/>\nFirecrotch \u2013 do the carpet match the drapes, huh?<br \/>\nStupid query fool, this kitty floor be bare, duh<br \/>\nInhale– down there in-the-middle-of my thighs<br \/>\nDo the Hamburglar, rabble my burger and fries<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I am Wendy<br \/>\nYou already know<br \/>\nRemember my name<br \/>\nIf you drive through my window<br \/>\nI am Wendy<br \/>\nYour frosty burger hoe<br \/>\nLook out for my game<br \/>\nI\u2019ll make your face go ooooooh<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I said hey guys I do this, I thought that you knew this<br \/>\nI creep in the morning without no goodbye kiss<br \/>\nDon\u2019t expect me to call you\u2014\u2018less you big foot like Ronald<br \/>\nThen I\u2019m ba da ba ba ba \u2013 uh \u2013 lovin\u2019 that McDonald<br \/>\nBetta get that big mac super size, until my special sauce flies<br \/>\nIf you can\u2019t make my ketchup pour, gotta hit my number like Heinz<br \/>\nThat\u2019s twenty plus forty niner, old fashioned hamburger miner<br \/>\nIf you like eatin\u2019 out at Wendy\u2019s I tell you where you can find her<br \/>\nNow tell me who that, who that<br \/>\nThat do that, do that?<br \/>\nPut that climax over all I thought you knew that, knew that<br \/>\nW-E-N-D-Y, got that frosty ice<br \/>\nThat in-n-out animal style be my only vice<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I am Wendy<br \/>\nYou already know<br \/>\nRemember my name<br \/>\nIf you drive through my window<br \/>\nI am Wendy<br \/>\nYour frosty burger hoe<br \/>\nLook out for my game<br \/>\nI\u2019ll make your face go ooooooh<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Who that, who that, W-E-N-D-Y<br \/>\nThat do that, do that, W-E-N-D-Y<br \/>\nWho that, who that, W-E-N-D-Y<br \/>\nOooooooooh<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Who that, who that, W-E-N-D-Y<br \/>\nThat do that, do that, W-E-N-D-Y<br \/>\nWho that, who that, W-E-N-D-Y<br \/>\nOooooooooh<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">If you smell in between my legs it smells like a burger and fries<\/p>\n<p> <\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">Follow Keri Blunt!<\/h1>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">Facebook<br \/>\nInstagram<br \/>\nTwitter<br \/>\nYouTube<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THE SHAMROCK SHAKE Music Video ABOUT WENDY Meet Wendy, your favorite fast 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