If I told you about the latest commercial job I booked, I’d have to kill you.
So, to avoid a difficult encounter and having to burn the outfit I’m wearing, I will instead discuss an insider’s take on the difficulties of being an actor. Sometimes I hate actors, which has everything to do with on-set conversations about food. That’s right, FOOD. Now, I love food, I really really do, but I despise this on set obsession with catering and craft services…
- When’s it coming?
- What do you think we’re having for lunch?
- Actual quote from a set, “Do you think I can go get another hot dog?” Which was going to be the third hot dog for the person in question.
- Ohhh, I hope it’s good!