THE SHAMROCK SHAKE
Music Video
ABOUT WENDY
Meet Wendy, your favorite fast food mascot. You’ve seen her around your town on billboards and neon signs, you’ve probably even had a spicy chicken sandwich or a jr. bacon cheeseburger, or perhaps some chili (why the fuck are you ordering chili at a fast food restaurant?!), but you’ve never seen the REAL Wendy that’s been hiding behind that sweet freckled smirk! Contrary to what Dave Thomas might have led you to believe, Wendy is not sweet, in fact — she nasty.
THE SHAMROCK SHAKE – Video Info
Keri Blunt as Wendy
Alley (www.studios60.com):
Kelly Carlton as Uncle O’Grimacey
David Edelstein as Colonel Sanders
Kristin Goddard as Panda Express
Jenny Meier as the Burger King
Ben Pronsky as Ronald McDonald
Alley folk/dancers: Cindera Che, Dylan Che Nellis, Art Chongchitnant, Cole DeBoer, Claire Gerety-Mott, Phil Long, Caitlin Norton, Milt Oberman, Damian Robinson, Page Smith, Markhum Stansbury
Irish hillside:
Jorge Castillo as Uncle O’Grimacey
Bosley as the Sheep
Created by Keri Blunt
Music by Kenneth Blunt, Keri Blunt and Phil Long with special thanks to Katherine Eva
Lyrics by Kenneth Blunt and Keri Blunt
Director of Photography, Directed and Edited by Barret Bowman
Assistant Camera and Gaffer: Jorge Castillo
Producer: Jenny Meier
Security: Nick Rather
Many thanks to Art Department/Caterer Stephen Lease!
Huge thank you to the Professional Artists Workshop and Gary Imhoff!
LYRICS
The haters like “Wendy be ratchet”
“Burger hoe put that anus in heinous”
Got no soul, that dicky
Irish troll, socks like smee
Swipe left on that ginger on tinder. Eee Eee
You just haters with a pocket full of hater tots
Just like the Irish hater famine of the early aughts
You say I’m fuglier than Ron Weasley
But you just jelly ’cause my twerk on fleek see
It’s the Shamrock Shake
That keeps ’em comin’ to the floor.
They be flowin’ with my river dance
and beggin’ me for more.
So I slam that shake – and they be ready to blow
And I’m ready to show
Ooh that Shamrock Shake so good you could drink it y’ know.
Do that shamrock shake do that do that shamrock shake
Impressed Panda Express to undress
Yeah I had it my way with his Highness
That old man from Kentucky/And Uncle O’Grimacey
Makin green on it with Rotten Ronnie
I bust a jig at da Keebler Hollow Tree Factory
I’m magically delicious to that leprechaun Lucky
I shake this paddy-waggin at Pop Crackle Snap,
Keeblerin’s the-new gerbling (that’s elves in my trap!)
It’s the Shamrock Shake
That keeps ’em comin’ to the floor.
They be flowin’ with my river dance
and beggin’ me for more.
So I slam that shake – and they be ready to blow
And I’m ready to show
Ooh that Shamrock Shake so good you could drink it y’ know.
Do that shamrock shake do that do that shamrock shake
I AM WENDY – Fancy Parody
Music Video
I AM WENDY – Video Info
Wendy, your #Frosty #BurgerHoe parodies Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy”
Performed, Written, Choreographed, Directed, Executive Produced by Keri Blunt
Special Guest Star Aaron Goddard
Track Produced by Phil Long
Director of Photography and Edited by Barret Bowman
Assistant Camera and Gaffer (studio and pool): Jacques Lorch
Assistant Camera and Gaffer (desert): Jorge Castillo
Producer: Jenny Meier
Many thanks to Production Assistant/Caterer Stephen Lease!
Huge thank you to the Professional Artists Workshop and Gary Imhoff!
LYRICS
First things first I am Wendy
You might look at me and think that I’m friendly – I ain’t friendly
‘Cause I’m still in the burger business
You’d be jaded too if you gave your milkshake to Grimace
Yeah I know that I look too cute
Dimples reel you in, but then I toot it and boot
Freckle face, ginger braids got you blazin’
My pantaloons drop and then I got you misbehavin’
Firecrotch – do the carpet match the drapes, huh?
Stupid query fool, this kitty floor be bare, duh
Inhale– down there in-the-middle-of my thighs
Do the Hamburglar, rabble my burger and fries
I am Wendy
You already know
Remember my name
If you drive through my window
I am Wendy
Your frosty burger hoe
Look out for my game
I’ll make your face go ooooooh
I said hey guys I do this, I thought that you knew this
I creep in the morning without no goodbye kiss
Don’t expect me to call you—‘less you big foot like Ronald
Then I’m ba da ba ba ba – uh – lovin’ that McDonald
Betta get that big mac super size, until my special sauce flies
If you can’t make my ketchup pour, gotta hit my number like Heinz
That’s twenty plus forty niner, old fashioned hamburger miner
If you like eatin’ out at Wendy’s I tell you where you can find her
Now tell me who that, who that
That do that, do that?
Put that climax over all I thought you knew that, knew that
W-E-N-D-Y, got that frosty ice
That in-n-out animal style be my only vice
I am Wendy
You already know
Remember my name
If you drive through my window
I am Wendy
Your frosty burger hoe
Look out for my game
I’ll make your face go ooooooh
Who that, who that, W-E-N-D-Y
That do that, do that, W-E-N-D-Y
Who that, who that, W-E-N-D-Y
Oooooooooh
Who that, who that, W-E-N-D-Y
That do that, do that, W-E-N-D-Y
Who that, who that, W-E-N-D-Y
Oooooooooh
If you smell in between my legs it smells like a burger and fries